Capt Demotivational Poster
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!
THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.
ETERNAL FACEPALM -
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.
IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...
CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?
IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you
A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -
BALLET CLASSES -
SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -
ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!
WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!
FLYING A PLANE -
NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.
THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...
CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?
IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.
GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die
YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!
AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!
CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.
MASS CRUCIFIXION -
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!
THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!
YOUR MOVES - Show 'Em
WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen
KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.
HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies
ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...
PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too
WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.
Captain Obvious -
IT' A SHAME... -
WHOA!!!!! - Slow down!
TO THINE WINDOW!!!!! - To thine wall! Until the perspiration protrudes from my testicles!
EPIC FAILURE - YOU HAVE FAILED, MASSIVELY
REDUNDANT CAPTIONS - I hate them
SMELL HOW AWESOM I AM! - Smell it! Smell it! Sniff deeply!
SUPERHERO RETIREMENT VILLAGE - ANTIQUITY
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!
SANDWICH ??? -
YELLOW SHIRT -
HURRY!!!!! - This Cap-n-Crunch buy-one-get-one-free coupon expires in 15 minutes!
INTERIOR DECORATING -
ELMER FUDD - There Is Unrest In The Forest There Is Trouble With The Trees
THINK ABOUT IT - TWICE -
EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.
CAPTAIN HOOK -
CRAZY CAPTCHA YOUTUBE COINCIDENCE! -
CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !
OUT-SOURCING TO INDIA - Looks like "CHINA'S" exporting their Human Rights Violations, (I mean dissident re-education) there.
CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry
FAIL - there's no capture the flag in starcraft
CAPTION - This cat seems to have lost his.
KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!
They say drink responsibly -
Captain Obvious -
"CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW?" - "We'll have to wing it."
REVENGE - I'll follow him around the Horn and around perdition's flames before I give him up
CAPT KANGAROO -
BABY PHOTO'S - Captain Kangaroo was such a cute little critter.
MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.
DON'T WORRY... - That's just Bunny singing "With or Without You" again.
FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie.
ONE GIANT LEAP -
REAL MOTIFAKES -
GAY SUPER HEROES -
HOW I FEEL ! - Two Days Before Pension Day. Anybody Seen The Captain ?
CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006
WOW - Someone up there hates you.
CAPTAIN BOB -
YELLOW SHIRT -
STARFLEET CAPTAIN -
FASHION POLICE - Caught this Rhapscallion wearing "WHITE" after "LABOR-DAY". 4 walls is 3 too many.
BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.
I ALSO HATE REDUNTANT CAPTIONS! - I too hate them!
FLIGHT GLOVES? - Hate 2 question ya cheif, b-cuz Ur dogz look all suited and booted! But I would've went with IMPACT "GLOVES"
WHAT HE SAID -
LEARN GRAMAR - Insano
KILLER PUMPKIN ATTACK - RUN! Save yerself! Save yerself!
NATURALK REMEDIES FOR MORNING SICKNESS -
I NEED A NEW FRIEND -
FIFTY SHADES OF GARY -
Get NJP'd a lot? -
Your face when -
CAPTAIN AMERICA -
drone bait -
They all make the same question -